As soon as someone tells me they’re sick, regardless of how well or how little I know them, they are questioned harder than a witness to a crime scene.
I have to know the details of what kind of sick they are and what the symptoms were. Is it just a cold? Do they have a headache? Fever? Stomach ailments? If they even hint there’s a stomach problem, there are more questions. Was there diarrhea? Stomach pain? Heartburn? And of course the worst illness related symptom in the world – VOMITING accompanied with nausea.
The next round of questions would be to determine if it was something they ate, food poisoning, a hangover, or {GULP} a stomach virus. I don’t know why I do this. It’s probably the paranoia that a stomach virus may be going around.
Oh, my God. It is like you are IN my head!!!! It’s comforting… I feel like this is every single day of my life! I think I’m being all casual about it too…seriously? who am I kidding. Everyone who knows I have the affliction knows exactly what I am doing.